Now Playing Tracks

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

13,21,22

xxmisty:

13) 10 facts about me…

  • 1) I’m double jointed
  • 2) I’m ambidextrous
  • 3) I once appeared in a group photo in a holiday album, making a dragon out of sand on the beach :P
  • 4) I never would have started reading Homestuck if I didn’t have my dumb fetish (it’s a long story) (I don’t mean homestuck :P)
  • 5) I wrecked two laptops in a l00d manner :X
  • 6) I can wiggle my ears
  • 7) I have a very high tolerance for pain, my party trick is getting people to give me chinese burns as hard as they can and I don’t flinch
  • 8) I designed all of my tattoos myself
  • 9) Craig Charles (Lister from Red Dwarf) once accidentally stole my pen 
  • 10) My Ashes to Ashes fanfic series is running to almost 3 million words right now

21) I don’t like seeing the shelves of peanut butter in the supermarket and feeling like they’re all glaring at me!!!

22) My best friend is my Lucy-girl <3

xxmisty:

LUCY WAS PLAYING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S WHEN HER LAPTOP FLASHED UP A BATTERY LOW WARNING AND IT SOMEHOW CAUSED THE GAME TO GLITCH AND THE SCREEN WENT BLACK BUT THE SOUND STILL PLAYED AND ALL WE COULD DO WAS SIT AND STARE AT THE BLANK SCREEN IN TERROR UNTIL THE FREDDY MUSIC STARTED TO PLAY AND THE SCREAMING SEALED HER INEVITABLE FATE 

THIS WAS 100X SCARIER THAN THE NORMAL GAME HOLY SHIT

*TRAUMATISED* 

petitedeath:

strikelikeahawk:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.

I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.

(Source: dapuritoyo)

gothiccharmschool:

seerofsarcasm:

satamoru:

plintoon:

satamoru:

zoann:

colormecalm:

nonimaginaryfriend:

disgruntledsquids:

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 
imageimageimageimageimage

Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

I will always reblog this when there are happy ending images that involve the witch getting her pretty purple hat. And yes, the original image makes me sniffly EVERY TIME. 

(Source: willardhewitts)

STINKOR PSA

xxmisty:

OK guys, so tonight me and my lovely partner were checking out He Man and She-Ra toys on Ebay and I swear to god some of them were just

image

Hang on, those aren’t your legs

OK pretty sure you just stole those straight from Skeletor

who

um

image

seems to be attempting the splits

image

Before you say I am stoling your legs let me explain you a thing

image

Wait what 

Never mind blue he-man, then we got distracted by 

image

tHIS GUY

his name is stinkor.

STINKOR.

I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS THING??!!!!

I was an avid watcher of the show when I was a kid and not ONCE did I ever see this guy make an appearance and then I found out WHY

According to Filmation staff, when the description of Stinkor was read out at a meeting of the story editors, all of them burst out laughing at the idea of a character who was “a walking fart joke” and vowed never to use Stinkor in any episode script.

wHAT?! Who the hell IS this dude then?! some random stinky toy that was made just to gross out small childs and their unsuspecting parents?!

image

Stinkor is questioning your life choices

So that was bad enough but then I realised this strange dude reminded me of someone

image

another face from my childhood

image

Badger of Bodger and Badger fame

The only puppet in the world addicted to eating mashed potatoes

image

By this point we were perplexed, scared and the word Stinkor had started to look strange but on we bravely pressed and searched YouTube to discover that this guy had been reacquainted with his Stinkor toy from 20 years ago and found it stILL STANK D: What’s worse is that he didn’t even collect He Man toys but somehow ended up purchasing a Stinkor. Watch the video, seriously.

So here we are, a mere hour or so away fro the moment we discovered the existence of Stinkor and knowing that life will never be the same again.

What the hell are we doing with our lives?!

We make Tumblr themes