OK guys, so tonight me and my lovely partner were checking out He Man and She-Ra toys on Ebay and I swear to god some of them were just
Hang on, those aren’t your legs
OK pretty sure you just stole those straight from Skeletor
seems to be attempting the splits
Before you say I am stoling your legs let me explain you a thing
Never mind blue he-man, then we got distracted by
his name is stinkor.
I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS THING??!!!!
I was an avid watcher of the show when I was a kid and not ONCE did I ever see this guy make an appearance and then I found out WHY
According to Filmation staff, when the description of Stinkor was read out at a meeting of the story editors, all of them burst out laughing at the idea of a character who was “a walking fart joke” and vowed never to use Stinkor in any episode script.
wHAT?! Who the hell IS this dude then?! some random stinky toy that was made just to gross out small childs and their unsuspecting parents?!
Stinkor is questioning your life choices
So that was bad enough but then I realised this strange dude reminded me of someone
another face from my childhood
Badger of Bodger and Badger fame
The only puppet in the world addicted to eating mashed potatoes
By this point we were perplexed, scared and the word Stinkor had started to look strange but on we bravely pressed and searched YouTube to discover that this guy had been reacquainted with his Stinkor toy from 20 years ago and found it stILL STANK D: What’s worse is that he didn’t even collect He Man toys but somehow ended up purchasing a Stinkor. Watch the video, seriously.
So here we are, a mere hour or so away fro the moment we discovered the existence of Stinkor and knowing that life will never be the same again.
What the hell are we doing with our lives?!